13++ things i remember most about my uni mates

Enor: Ade this one time, just the 2 of us...gelak sakan! We were laughing sbb tersasul cakap, sampai sentence jadi kelakar. Lecturers la mostly. Mood gila jadi mood geli. Yang tu enor. Ijat cakap 'mad bood' instead of bad mood.
Dill: She's like Phoebe! Gila quirky, cakap merepek2. Benda yg org lain x langgar boleh je dia tersadung ke ape ke? Clumsy!
Anip: Dalam kelas when we were laughing quietly about Encik Azrul's pet peeve tapi bila sampai kat dia, gelak besar! X control langsung.
Arie: When he farted at me, gila konfiden ko eh?? Mentang2 dah selesa. X senonoh. Oh ada sekali dlm kelas dia suruh bau ketiak! Bangang! For the record i didnt sniff ok?
Pali: He wanted to play football, tapi malas to change his pants. So he was thinking OUT LOUD if he should play in his boxers, but his balls nanti bergoyang. Sengal! Aku kt sebelah ko x fikir ke?
Sayoq: Hang makan roti canai mcm makan nasik. Dahlah tu, pinggan licin mcm xyah cuci.
Phia: Dia tumpahkan kuah kat pinggan Sara mase first time kitorang lunch bersama.
Sara: Haaaa, minah ni nak ponteng tp disebabkan a name mentioned her name terus jumpa jalan ke kelas!
Yana: Yana banyak sangat benda kelakar.
Intan: She wanted to say something but accidentally joined Arie and I singing and when she realised, dgn lajunye nk cover tapi kantoi babe!
Pakchaq: Dia nih suka koya (khayal). One time, dia koya tgk kolam, at 7pm kolam tu light up and ade water fountain. Boleh x dia terkejut? Ce'ot sungguh.
Imad: the best driver! Banyak kes buli dia nih.
Punat: He's simply the sweetest.
Ken: Aaaaahhh! Si comel suka bloopers.
Abu: The most colourful, kan sayang?
Nik: Singing off key- LOUDLY!
Sari Atikah: Minah ni kentut xde bunyi, tp bau jangan cerita!
Tisa: She's a hotstuff, a silent one.
Tasya: Explicit details unmentioned, but there's a lot going on when we fight.
Fyka: Teman bergelak even if we dont understand half of it.
Alan: He put MY finger in his nose!
Ijat: Manushia Esth! Dia tsebut huruf S lain tsikit.
Bal: His ears turns pink when he blushes, and we walked around KL Sentral showing off his A4 size photo of him posing like the Death Note actor, unnoticed! Embarassing because i was holding the photo.
Ekin: A girl was possesed, but she and i were laughing at each other. She saw me fell while trying to run away. I was shocked, ok?
AP: Dia bawak ktorang main hujan atas bukit.
Sharif: Suke main misscall dlm class, sekali kene backhand. Tros xde dah!