Somewhat true..

Top reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexualmen are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think weare only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money areafter our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful,that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

Says me: Copied from friendsta bulletin. Based on experience, no 10 & 11 is DEFINITELY true!
How now brown cow? What say you?

3 comments:

  1. Hi there, First time in your blog. I hopped over from Nuraina's blog. May I comment?
    Interesting list you got here. Let's see, why are some women still single today? My take on it:
    1. Unless you a woman can get past the non-good looks, she will never find the nice man. Looks don't last forever. :)
    2. Some handsome men are nice but in my years of knowing men, the very good looking ones are usually so full of themselves. I guess some, not all, have let their good looks go to their head.
    3. Numbers 3 and 4 are somewhat true. hehehe
    4. Unfortunately, money is a factor when a woman looks for a mate. It all depends what are her wants and needs. To some, money is more important than what a man can offer doing his best.
    5. No elaborate comment about #7. But it happens.
    6. #8 are what you call picky men. They have set an unrealistic picture as to what entails a perfect woman. Been a victim of that one! Actually had a nerve to compare me a top model. That is ok. I heard he ended up marrying a girl with a size he despised so much. :)
    7. Oh! you hit the jackpot - #9 and #10. Soooooo true. Poor thing. Maybe they are afraid of rejection.
    8. #11 is a case of a man who feels threatened by a woman who knows what she wants. He hates to admit it but the thrill of the chase is more exciting to him. Yet, he won't say anything until it is too late... like when she hooks up with someone else. hahaha Speaking through experience la.
    I know of some friends who are single by choice. Though, I believe it was caused by some factors above. They have chosen not to bother anymore. They have settled into their own routine and lives.. and they have their own money!
    Have a nice day!

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  2. Hahaha..thx for dropping by J.T.
    So guys, u heard what we have to say, and a summary of what women have to say. Its ur turn to speak up. And own up! be a man...or else, let us pick u up. Cheers!

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  3. Okay here's the thing, i was checking out your facebook profile and i saw the link to your blogspot account. then i was curious enough to bother to even check cause i don't really bother to read blogs on blogspot. haha... so anyways, this happened to be one the first few posts that i've stumbled on and i know it's quite old but i'll comment it anyway. yeah, i have to totally agree with you. and you are damn right!, number 10 & 11 is certainly a fact. PS, i can't understand men either.

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