Inject me through fangs

I need new blood. True blood *wink* The guys I have in my life are either:

Taken;
Taken but flirting around;
A big flirt;
Using me to get girls;
using me for my brains;
strictly friends;
friend's boyfriends;
friend's ex-boyfriends;
boozer/stoner;
performer;
not smart enough;
not mature enough;
not husband-to-be material;
not interested.

Recommendation with criteria other than listed please?

Strictly NO MUSICIANS. Had enough of those. If 4 is not many, I don't know what is.