Dancing around each other

I dont get the flirting game.
I dont understand metaphors.
I loathe sweet talkers.
But i get your hints.
All i understand is, there should only be 2 answers. Yes or no.

So how come Im here trying to restraint myself from calling you, with hopes the gap i gave you will be enough for you to make efforts to contact me.

Ok, simpler words. If i dont call you, why don't you call me?

Hmm..maybe all those signs you gave that point to yes are now heading the opposite direction.

Oy-nak-ko! (oh my gosh!)