I am a nocturnal.
Have always been, will always be.
I love indie bands.
I love live performance.
I love the atmosphere.
I love the crowd.
I love the talents.
I love all of it.

And yet, I've been to none.

Semuanya lewat malam baru start. And i got a curfew!
My friends are not into it as I do. Even if they are, they dont make enough effort or feel excited as i do.
Susah.
Today, i was suppose to enjoy performance by a few bands at Central Market.
But since my friend was late, we missed it!
Tension.
I nak tengok Hujan (aka Strokes Malaysia) perform!!!
Didnt even manage to get their CDs!

The one time I wished for a boyfriend.
So that he can accompany me to do things i like.
With my father's knowledge and trust.

These are all real, legit website names. What were they thinking?

1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com

I need to post this. Hilarious!

Alriiigghhhtttt!!!!

3 effing 1!

I predict everyone jam the field after the game.

To do what else?
Trash number 14.
Muahahahahaha!

We won!!!! In more than a decade!
Sweet sweet gesture for a great celebration of 50 years.

I dont remember when was the last time I watched M'sian football and feel the excitement. Really feel the excitement.

And get this, I have never seen my mum feeling excited when watching sports.
Especially M'sian football.
She was the one who changed the channel right after news to watch the live telecast.
And my dad, who was reallyyyyy tired...cancel his 'beauty sleep' to watch the match.
Shouting now and then...startling my sensitive ear CP brother.

Well,
The game is good..as of now 2 good goals, and 1 lucky one.
Beat of the game, great.
Tough players...which means they wont be the one got knocked down.
Packed stadium, full of supporters.
If Malaysia play like this all the time, i dont doubt we'll be back in the 'Supermok' era.

Chup! Myanmar is trashing our players.
Play fair dudes!
It wasnt our fault ur player kick the ball to ur own goal.
Dah berlambak kad kuning.
Sudah-sudah la tu.

Argh shit, Myanmar just scored.

Later...
OMG! goalie ni bolos je. Pe cite?

Someone sent me a thank you comment.
And all i can think to reply is...

Are u sending me a thank you a comment so that you can get a post entirely about you?

I accept that as a yes.

Alright people, lets get down with it!

Mr.SDN/Mike/AKAB,

He's not fat.
He's not old...yet.
And he's the real deal...what u read about what he reads, he does read it.
I differentiate him by looking at the book he was reading when i met him.

And btw,
I already have a post about you before!
Partly you anyways. More about the tee.

This post is for my friends, my closest friends who i love most among friends.
Work have been arsey, therefore I want to apologise to all of you.

Nana,
Sorry I was emo-ish last saturday on your sister's wedding. Eventhough Im almost always emo.
Sorry for snapping loads of time.
Sorry for leaving early.

Millie,
Sorry for not spending more time with you.
Sorry for not helping with your piano homework.
Sorry for going back to work after the nikah.

Wanie,
Sorry for not joining your genting trip.
Sorry for not hanging out with you and nana.
Sorry for not skipping work.

Liea,
Sorry for cancelling our bonding day.
Sorry for not making time for you.
Sorry that i work on the day im suppose to meet you.

Iman,
Sorry that I cant accept your invitation.
Sorry I cant send you to UK.
Sorry I didnt make time for you.

And Izzati. Most of all you,
Sorry I didn't wish you on your birthday.
Sorry for rarely keeping in touch.
Sorry...

Babes,
I apologise.

Soooo....bloggers make the government feel insecure ey?
I say...merepek!

I abso'effing'lutely hate it when my books are passed to other people yg takde bloodline or whatsover without my knowledge and permission.
Tak kira lah aku beli buku tu RM5 ke RM10 ke RM100 ke!
You dont just pass my book as if it is ur own!
I am furious!
Sedap2 je. I am passionate about my books, and deeply concern about the conditions.
Plus..im very particular about the borrowers.
If you borrow it once and pulang balik lunyai, you'll never see my books again.
Tak kira lah, if ur my cousin/best friend/auntie/soulmate/love of my life...that is the end of it.
And so....never ever ever treat my book like it is yours. Treat it like its ur boyfriend.
I dont borrow your boyfriend and pass him to my friend right?

I strongly believe in treating others the way you want to be treated.
Maybe you should start doing that too coz hunneh, i can lay all ur shit bare!

There's this dude, on my blog link. His writes in Semusim Di Neraka.

One fine day he decided to print his blog banner on a shirt and sells them.

Astonishingly, there were a lot of people who are interested!

So he keep on selling until he decided to stop because he's not making money (postal chargers, transportations fees because he hand delivers them and of course; free tees for hot chiquititas!) plus the business is ruining he's life. <- His words not mine.

So his first print is considered limited editions tees.

90 tees to be exact.

And...he's going to have more tees printed but in a different design since there are still many demands of the tees.

All i want to say is..I ada SDN tee!!

Syiok!

And Mike, great idea!

Who would have thought a simple blog banner design printed on a black shirt can make it big ey?